I'm going to a crop this weekend. Well, planning hoping to. There should, therefore, really be something on my desk for What's On Your Workdesk Wednesday. However, my digital one has a few tips - gleaned from personal experience - on preparing for a crop or craft day ...
Four or five days before the crop, print your photos just as your printer runs out of ink. This will make it more exciting because when you finally remember to order some more cartridges, you won’t be able to be sure they will arrive on time.
Two or three days before, gather your photos together - unless it looks as if you won't have any, in which case decide to do a layout with just journalling. Make a mental note to brainstorm ideas. Then don’t. Never mind, it’ll be fresher on the day.
With forty-eight hours to go, gather your supplies. Hunt through the stack of patterned papers awaiting colour-coding and grab a random handful. Search fruitlessly for that pretty, aged lined paper you were going to use as a journalling block. Hey-ho, white card always looks classy, right? Stick a post-it on the pile to remind yourself to get some. Forget completely until the night before, when you decide it’s too late to phone a friend. Opt for art-journalling on the day instead: you can always cut it up, use it on a layout and start a trend, no?
Optional: you’ll need a large portfolio case to carry the A3 art-paper in. Your son’s or daughter’s will be fine. Tip out their art stuff onto their floor (not having opened their bedroom curtains for weeks, they’ll never notice it’s there), and stuff in yours. Don’t forget the craft mat, paper trimmer or guillotine. Then try pushing in the Bind-It-All or the Sizzix. Just in case. It’ll bulge a bit, and the zip may not be too happy but hey, who needs zips? It’s now midnight, so abandon trying to do anything else and head for bed.
On the morning of the crop, wake up late. As you hastily dress, grab a basket or trolley and fling in anything crafty you can think of: paper, card, inks, gesso, acrylics, brushes, brayers, alphabets, stencils, corrugated board, string, rulers, pens, those oil pastels (still unopened) etc. Oh, and anything Tim Holtzy. Make sure it’s so full and heavy you can hardly carry it – it just needs to Look Seriously Arty. On your way past the kitchen grab the pan-scrubber (for interesting mark-making), the J-cloth (no baby-wipes) and a chocolate bar (no breakfast).
Arrive late. Make two trips to-and-from the car: it looks creatively promising. Collapse on a chair with a mug of tea, and catch up on all the news. Along with a bit of desultory magazine-page flipping to ‘gather inspiration’, and several trips round the room to admire and chat, this can comfortably be stretched to last all day. Packing up to go home will be a doddle, since you haven’t actually unpacked. Tumble back in the car, wave goodbye and reflect: OK, so you haven’t actually made anything, but you’ve had a lovely, lovely day. Resolve to get really organised – next time!