"The thing I'm wondering is", Himself said carefully, "where does it all end?" He peered into the teapot and gave it a stir with the spoon.
"Meaning ...?" Brevity was the order of my day. I held out my cup.
"Well, to be honest, it was the mention of the pond-liner that did it". He poured.
I studied the tide of tea rising inside the white china. "Uh-huh?" I replied. I wasn't quite clear where this was heading, but it didn't feel like anywhere I wanted to go.
"It seemed a trifle ... over the top." He picked his way carefully through the potential verbal minefield as he chose a ginger snap.
"It was recommended as a surface for printing on. You know, for that screen-printing class I told you about."
The reply was a trifle biscuity. "Is that the same one as the painting class? Or is it the wild art-journalling class?"
"No, it's neither of those, it's coming up later. April. No, May, I think." I was warming to what felt like his interest.
"Right", he said. Though it clearly wasn't. There was a slight pause. "It's just that there seem to be a lot of different things lying around. Especially of a Not Quite Finished nature."
"In process", I explained. 'My Bloom True canvases have got to the Bolshy Teenager stage and I'm waiting for them to grow out of it, and the bits of patterned paper are Going To Be Something in my journal ...

Himself coughed slightly. "You see", he said, "I'm thinking of starting a blog myself."
Hot tea coming down the nose is even hotter than when it goes down the throat. He fished in a pocket and passed me a hanky. "For the friends and spouses of CAPs."
"CAPs?" My vocal chords were still wobbly.
"Creatively-Affected Partners," he said. "Though I'm thinking that A could also be Addicted". He brushed a few crumbs off the table into the palm of his hand. "Do you think you could ask your creative friends if this is what happens?"
"I'm sorry?" I hoped my voice didn't sound as quavery as it did inside my head. "You've lost me." He hadn't quite, but I wanted it spelling out.
"You know the kind of thing", he elaborated. "It starts innocently enough with just one craft, then there's another, and before you know it there's a whole load of stuff sitting on the AmPal bill ..." (Code in our house for Amazon and PayPal.) It'd be useful information for my FAQ page."
"Right", I said. There was another slight pause. "I could also ask them how their friends and spouses and partners cope", I added. "What they say. If indeed it is a problem for other people. No point in a blog there'd be no interest in."
The sarcasm whizzed right past him. "Brilliant!" he said, rising from the table. "Let me know how it goes, then." And he went.
Any CAPs reading? Or d'you know one? Please help me out - all comments and experience welcome! :)